THE FANTASIEBARGAINBASEMENTE(of number one hits).

1) piss HUMILIATION from mighty lightnin'- 2002.

2)ONE cock AFTER another from the philadelphia fakeout- 2002

3) DO you WANT this DICK? from malone-2004

4) fantasie RYCK fills YOU in.

    music: "the GALA you CAN'T leave" by fantasierock.  

5)fucking FILTHY from the philadelphia fakeout- 2002

6) BONY ass from the philadelphia fakeout-2002

7) SHIT on ME from the fantasierockfuckparty-2003

8)  blowjobs TONIGHT- unreleased-2006

     additional vocals and trash talk zuzubooty

9) FANTASIE ryck's breaking IT down.

    music: "athiest boogie" by fantasierock.

10) GO to THE bathroom (ON the FLOOR now) from passionplay-      2001

11) NO no from powerplay-2001

12) BAD touch IS good TOUCH from passionplay-2001

13) FANTASIE ryck LEAVES you wanting MO.

      music: "can you believe this shit?" by fantasierock

all songs written by fantasierock. 2001-2006.

this compilation was put together 11.25.06 on the fantasiemobileunit.

thanks to goat's pupil for archival assistance.

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artist notes:

thanks for tuning in.  i'm fantasieryck, the bargain basement watchman.  i live alone.  fantasierock drops off all releases to me for safe keeping and archival purposes.  i have family money, so i can sit on my ass all day and listen to music.  i catalogue things also.   the fantasierock marketing department were keen on reissuing the hits, but they had lost the master tapes.  i had connections with the underground fantasierock scene, and got them the discs at a primo rate. 

in regards to the songs..what more can you say but "number one hit?" .

be well, and we'll catch you next time.

fantasieRYCK

all inquiries: fantasierock@gmail.com 

a)introduction: drum solo./coffee bloodbath.

b)song: happy swimming wanderer. by fantasierock(feat. zuzubooty).

c)laura branigan's ghost is my ruler./music: vivian made me kill all of them. by fantasierock.

d)6th grade talent show./music: jim grosso's wedding. by fantasierock.

e)song: hosscock. by fantasierock.

f)you like to look good./music:final math test interlude 1993 by fantasierock.

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-scranton suite-

g)interview with ted and gina baird part i: obsolete scranton department stores./music:charater definition by fantasierock.

h)song: scranton. by fantasierock.

i)interview with ted and gina baird part ii: magnets vs. thriller/ music: for the assholes./bunches of hope. by fantasierock.

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j)stalker stakeout, live from the merritt parkway.

k)song: hassle. by hassle(fantasierock+MC long division).

l)stalker stakeout 2, live from the merritt parkway/music: flame burst. by fantasierock.

m)song: rest stop epiphany. by fantasierock.

n)executives deserve kobe beef./music: you're a filmstrip. by fantasierock.

o)song: burning one on the highway. by fantasierock.

p)can't believe we're schlepping the passed out vocalist to the studio(again)./music: simple and to the point by fantasierock.

q)song: michael mailman. by fantasierock(feat. zuzu booty). 

r)time to lay down the vocals-or is it?

s)song: crack cocaine. by fantasierock.

t)outro: looking good./music: gotta be (looking) good. by fantasierock.

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all songs written and performed and controlled by fantasierock. 

:except for:

lyrics to "hassle" by mc longdivision.

"happy swimming wanderer" and "michael mailman"- produced by zuzu booty. 

thanks to ted/gina/will/mc long division/zuzu booty.

created october 2006.

copyright fantasierock 2006

any questions?  want cds? want to be "in"?

fantasierock@gmail.com

audiophiles not welcome. occasional hissy noise ahead. volume adjustment may be needed.  this ain't full sail.  cut your ponytail off and shove it up your ass(along with your bose speakers), nerd. 

travelwithmenow:________________________________________________________ 

the fantasiecaste I road map.

a)intro:very heavy shit(featuring strauss).

b)hit song: allmale pennyarcade by fantasierock.

c)the meaning of -gaucho-(featuring strauss).

d)chatter:a shitty deal (featuring strauss)/kinderfellowship.  backing track: dueling window destruction by fantasierock.

e)conversation: the ex-boy castrato.  backing track: mildew splitlevel/barrelhousecagedance by fantasierock.

f) fantasieremix: rog is gonna have the chicken parm(chord change mix)

g) hit song : late 4 work by fantasierock.

h) hit song : lay it on me by fantasierock.

i) interlude: your sexual needs/phantom research.  backing tracks: d=f/foodcourt demographics(organize!) by fantasierock. 

j) hit song :  science project by soundphonics featuring crippled logic aka mc long division. 

k) fantasieremix : funnier than you(hissydigifit mix).  interlude features snippet of "a BOLD relapse" by chrome peach.

l) hit song" "xxx delite" by fantasierock. 

m)interlude:  mysteries in audio.  backing track: hold it together by fantasierock. 

n) #1 hit song: hoin' around by fantasierock(with zuzubooty).

o) outro:  the business of luv.

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created august 22/23 2006. 

all materials(with the exception of a few garbled noises):

2006 fantasierock.